Global Kidz Jokes
Jokes are always good for a laugh and we have collected some of our favorites here. If you have a joke that you love to tell because it makes you giggle or it makes you yell, then send it to us at intrepidexpress@intrepidtravel.com and we might just add it to our collection.
In the meantime, have a chuckle with us - simply click on the word 'answer' & it will appear on your screen...
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
AnswerBecause it was a moth ball!
What is a frog's favourite drink?
AnswerCroak-a-cola!
What is a tornado?
AnswerMother nature doing the twist!
What do you call a very old ant?
AnswerAn antique!
What do you get from a bouncing cow?
AnswerA milkshake!
What did zero say to the number eight?
AnswerNice belt!
Where is the best place to see man-eating fish?
AnswerAt your local seafood restaurant!
Where was Camelot?
AnswerThe place where camels were parked!
What is black and white and pink all over?
AnswerAn embarrassed zebra!
What is brown and sticky?
AnswerA stick!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
AnswerBecause he had no-body to go with!
What did Wasabi A say to Wasabi B?
AnswerWasaaaaaaBi?
Why was the belt arrested?
AnswerFor holding up the pants!
How do you meet a squirrel?
AnswerClimb up a tree and behave like a nut!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
AnswerBecause 789!
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